seven

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

"Selfshipping is cringe." ...Anyways, my f/o loves me, and your f/o loves you. So. I don't care.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.