i love all the fanarts of corbeau being buff and large, it's kinda funny because i think of him as very small (which he is paxharm's height, so around 5'0- 5'5). i feel like i could pick him up with my bare hands
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i love all the fanarts of corbeau being buff and large, it's kinda funny because i think of him as very small (which he is paxharm's height, so around 5'0- 5'5). i feel like i could pick him up with my bare hands

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denying it would only prove his point
No one ever talks about when Archie gets possessed in the Pokemon anime Scuffle of Legends. We get art of the manga and guile hideout but I dont see anyone use the SoL Archie. There's so much potential (Both for Archie concepts and hardenshipping ideas [Possession activities, care after the nearest death experience, a changed scenario where Maxie saves Archie instead of Lance, what if Archie never broke out of it, the lasting effects, et cetera])
this came to me and i had to speedrun the editing process
It absolutely infuriates me that Archie and Maxie are not more prominent characters in pokemon as a whole. These two as absolutely SLEPT ON by the fandom and the pokemon company, its a fucking crime. They are probably one of the most well written villains in the series, though don’t get me wrong i know the most recent pokemon games have had amazing villains, but honestly that makes the fact that Archie and Maxie still keep up with these newer characters an even more awesome fact. Yes by the way i am talking about their ORAS counterparts, i am not talking very much about RSE and i have not read the mangas to know how their characters are developed in there (its not fair to compare the games and the manga story wise since the manga is frankly INSANE at some points lol). It breaks my brain that they arent brought up more as being a major tipping point in how pokemon villains can be written. I mean seriously, they were the FIRST of the mainstream villains to actually have a redemption arc, not only that but one that felt natural, that clearly showed their individual priorities and how they both handle facing their mistakes. They are also the first villains to not hate the player, even finding themselves having fun and getting excited to battle you, despite you standing in their way. Their updated ORAS dialogue is flavorful and endearing, but most importantly to me is that it highlights that they are both inherently different. they arent the same person on different sides (like RSE’s lack of text differentiation lended to), and they arent just opposites of each other (which i see as a common fandom interpretation of them that hurts me physically). Archie and Maxie are different people with different views, different personalities, different minds, different relationships. they certainly aren’t the same, but they certainly aren’t opposite.
Its amazing that they applied these traits TO BOTH OF THEIR ENTIRE TEAMS. You dont just get “oh its a drink called ‘magma cola’ in the vending machine” and “oh its a drink called ‘aqua dew’ in the vending machine” type of differences between them, there are interactions with the magma grunts you dont get with the team aqua grunts! There are pieces of world building in the aqua base that dont exist in the magma base! The admins have their own unique relationships to their leaders, relationships that arent the same across teams. And what i love so much about these differences (which is a sentiment is see very few people share with me regarding team aqua and team magma) is that these differences dont immediately make one team better than the other! whenever i see conversations about team magma and aqua devolve into “which team was right? which team is better? which team is etc etc etc.?” it makes me lose my mind because YOU MISSED THE POINT!!!!!!! Ok sorry that sounds really aggressive, im not saying that you cant have a personal preference to either team or think that one leaders idea was smart and the others was idiotic. but i am saying that the whole message of omega ruby and alpha sapphire had to do with balance. team aqua and team magma arent the same, and thats okay. the fact that they can both exist as different organizations and both be a good thing (or both be a bad thing if world destruction is involved) is literally what the game was trying to say the whole time. who knows, maybe this is actually the take that every person has and i am a Fool and a Moron that missed the memo. maybe i am just yelling at an empty alleyway full of crickets while i stand upon my 2ft high soapbox. but if nobody else heard this (or needed this), at least i did. :)

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it still baffles me that in all the episodes of pokemon in the hoenn region there are only TWO featuring maxie and archie. is there something i'm missing 😭😭
WHO IS COMING UP WITH THESE SHIP NAMES. just when i thought hardenshipping and seamountshipping were stupid enough names i come to find out that the agreed upon name for courtney x shelly is ALPHAFEMALESHIPPING. I'LL CRY
big fan of everything that's wrong with them
That damn ship model in Maxie's base haunts me. That had to be a gift from archie. That ship is at least directly tied to him. You're telling me that there's a little pirate ship in his room and this guy who he's implied to have some sort of positive former relationship with was a pirate and they're "enemies" who just happen to show affection and care for each other in minor ways. I feel sick. Perhaps even seasick.
"There is not a single mote of dust on top of the model." shoot me in the head get it over with quick
Try not to overanalyze hardenshipping challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
team magma tank top i made (ft. my maxie necklace)

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some day i'll find the bwahaha to my fufufu...
here's the somewhat long hardenshipping headcanon list (SFW). they're mostly centered around ORAS but some can apply to RSE
* Maxie goes to bed pretty early each night and wakes up early, while Archie stays up late and sleeps late (and is a heavy sleeper).
* Maxie plays the NYT games, especially wordle, daily. He'd play at midnight on the dot if he weren't already asleep by then, so he does it every morning.
* Maxie mainly listens to classical music, and Archie tries to expand Maxie's taste. Archie has a broad taste, but mainly nu metal.
* Maxie smokes and his drink of choice is wine. Archie doesn't smoke and his drink of choice is whiskey, but beer if he wants something lighter. RSE Maxie drinks straight Vodka out the bottle (barely even a headcannon. it's practically canon).
* Archie has tattoos, mostly of aquatic pokemon. He has a large kyogre tattoo across his back.
* Archie's X on his face is face paint, and is a daily routine. He saw Sharpedo and thought it was so beautiful he just had to do it himself.
* In their Team Rocket days, Maxie was the lead scientist, and Archie was a grunt. They didn't really get the chance to work together, but Archie would stop by Maxie's office on a regular basis to pester him, and Maxie secretly enjoyed the company, even if it was distracting.
* Maxie has light freckles that are barely visible on his face, but more prominent around his shoulders. Archie is the only one who knows this.
* Maxie is a daily coffee drinker, always more than one cup and always dark. Archie hates the taste but loves the scent that lingers around Maxie each morning.
* Maxie and Archie work together post ORAS, and they both visit each other's bases regularly. They have a somewhat established rekindled relationship, but it is not known to the teams. Despite being able to enter, they still respectively get dirty looks from grunts and admins as if they're up to something. These are played off as meetings between the leaders. Whatever kind of meeting happens when someone routinely visits someone in private.
* Archie has a singular ear piercing, a small gold hoop, on his right ear.
i have a very long list of hardenshipping headcanons stewing in my notes app. i might post those here if anyone is interested
Lusamine kinda gives off "homophobic mother who accidentally raised queer kids" vibes
might post some updates for my tomodachi life island. jacinthe and lebanne are both in love with each other but too chicken to say anything. maxie and archie are very in love and live together

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