arts N'farts

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

this email could have been a concept album :/

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

everyone should always be memorising poems. being able to recite a poem is a fun way to make everyone around you roll their eyes.

believe it or not lots of gay women organically like drag and john waters movies on our own and not because we’re trying to impress the most obnoxious gay men around. Women like all of the crap you like and if you don’t know that already it’s because we don’t talk to you about it, because you are mean to us

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

oh my god and it never ends.

You can think about how poor you are later. This trip to the park is for thinking about how lonely you are

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war