bella

Bill: no

Holden: you haven’t ev—

Bill: no

Holden: can’t you ju—

Bill: no

Holden: ....

Bill: ....

Eddie: So there’s like this church full of jews, right, and Stan has to take like this super jewy test…

Bill: But how’s it work?

Eddie: They slice the tip of his dick off.

Richie: Then Stan will have nothing left!

Eddie: That’s true.

Stan: Hey, you guys!

Bill: Hey Stan, what happens at the Bar mitzvah anyways? Ed says they slice the tip of you d-d-dick off.

Richie: Yeah man, I think the rabbi’s gonna pull down your pants, turn to the crowd and say “Where’s the view”?

Stan: At the Bar mitzvah, I read from the Torah and then I make a speech and suddenly, I become a man.

Richie: I can think of funner ways to become a man.

Mike: What's wrongdog?

Richie: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Bill: I did. I broke it.

Richie: No. No you didn't. Mike?

Mike: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.

Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.

Mike: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mike: Suspicious.

Eddie: No it's not!

Stan: If it matters, probably not, but Beverly was the last one to use it.

Beverly: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Stan: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Beverly: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Stan!

Bill: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Richie.

Richie: No. Who broke it!

Eddie: Richie...Ben's been awfully quiet.

Ben: REALLY?!