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art is great bc I’ll draw the sketch and think wow this is great, line the sketch and think Wow this is Great, then color the line art and think WOW I can’t wait to be dead
do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.
Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.
all this info is good for writing
but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed
ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone
Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.
Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same
Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)
This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.
use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.
Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?
I love learning.
IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.
ON MY DASH
Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.
Murder is work kids.
Too much work
Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time
Also work fast and no witnesses
THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!
Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?
Be aware- if you bury the body, the place you buried it will suddenly have A Lot of plant growth due to the body decomposing and releasing things that can help plants grow, so bury it somewhere plants typically grow well. Other wise, a well-read Detective or botanist who just stumbled upon it might figure out that it’s a body!
Or if you don’t want plant growth, use something that kills the plants! Like weed killer, or just messing up the ph of the soil, etc. Mow the area more often than the rest of the grass, but not to the point where you can tell there’s significantly less growth than the rest of the yard, because that’s Not Normal.
yeah all of us are too tired t ok commit murder but this is hella good for writing
Things I will need in the future
I need to plaster this on every surface of my house tbh

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Rant #479658 over eddsworld headcanons
Red Leader fanon in general and headcanon are overrated
Where are my fellow historical close design of him? Like, war clothes inspired, army weapons, tactics, mindset
As much as I love fiction, getting stuff from reality is wonderful
The RL designs with bright frickin blue n red are burning my eyes even frenchies during ww2 weren't that bright even with blue clothes
GET SOME REALISM FELLAS BECAUSE DAMN ID LOVE TO SEE A REAL OLD WAR MIND SET WITH OLD WAR CLOTHES N WEAPONRY STORY WITH RL AND ENEMIES
And don't tell me it's the future cuz even 100 years after ww1 we never use flashy blue red stuff for clothes in combats
If Edd and Matt had another kid how would he or she look like?
FUCK ON DIRAIT KITSUNE RDGDGJFHJGH MAIS KESKEFOU MON BB ICI
This night i dreamed my dad played my pokemon old games (3ds-2ds) and, I quote, said "Holy fuck you should get the new one it's amazing"
Yea thanks dad- i kinda already know it :')
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New live action Thomas looks intense
In the Pokemon fandom, every once in a while you stumble upon a ‘Pokeballs are $200′ joke. In reference to how Pokeballs cost 200 of the in-game currency:
What a lot of fans, especially more casual ones, don’t seem to realize is that the currency in the Pokemon games it based on the Japanese yen. The symbol for the currency in the games even resembles the yen symbol:
In fact, according to Bulbapedia, the ‘Poke dollar’ symbol was specifically created for the English translations of the games, and the original Japanese versions use the yen symbol.
Now, for perspective, although the exact exchange rate naturally varies, a US dollar is equivalent to about 120 Japanese yen. So, 200 yen is about $1.67.
A Pokeball in the Pokemon games actually cost less then two bucks.
There’s a REASON we see so many young kids training Pokemon, especially early in the games. The cost of investing into a Pokeball to try catching their own Pokemon easily falls into the range of a typical kid’s allowance. A Potion for healing after battles is 300 (or about $2.50), but since Pokemon Centers offer their healing services for free, that’s a moot point.
Youngsters in the early game only give within a range from 50-150 of the currency, which is about equivalent to $0.40-$1.25. The first Gym Leader in Hoenn Region, Roxanne, give 1,680 in Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, equivalent to about $14. Which is about right for the equivalent of a middle or high school honors student. A later Gym Leader, Winona, gives 4,200, or about $35. The Champion, Steven, gives 11600, or $96.67.
The winnings from enemy Trainers varies, but Ace Trainers seem to give out about 1500 or $14 on average, give or take. Swimmers (especially common later in ORAS), award a range from 400-800, or $3.33-$6.67.
Vitamins (such as Calcium, Iron, and HP UP), cost 9,800 or $81.67 each. An Ultra Ball cost 1,200, or $10. A Paralyze Heal costs the same as a Pokeball, while an Awakening is half that. A Revive is 1,500, or $12.50.
What’s the point of doing this? Well, for one, to get a better sense of the in-game economics, which can be hard to grasp if one doesn’t realize the in-game ‘Poke dollars’ are based on the Japanese yen. And a look at said economics reveals some interesting details.
First, it shows basic Pokemon training and raising is well within the affordability of a ten-year old, or older. Which makes sense as Pokemon is aimed at younger kids, and the develops would want them to have the sense that going on a Pokemon journey is something they could do if they somehow ended up in the Pokemon world.
On the other hand, it also shows there’s really not that much money to be made in Pokemon raising and training, unless you battle frequently and regularly against higher-level opponents regularly and and win. Which is…very much in line with how professional sports work in real-life. Pokemon battling gets compared to a sporting event a lot for a reason. The initial 3-D games were even called Pokemon *Stadium.* Parallels are frequently drawn between the Pokemon League tournaments and the Olympics in the anime. The low money output is probably also why we often see Gym Leaders and the like working other jobs.
Just something interesting I decided to look into. I’m a Pokemon fan first, before any other fandom, and always will be. It’s shocking that I haven’t written any meta on it yet.
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that still doesn’t excuse this bullshit though
family reunion
most of the time when i wanna draw a ship i dont just wanna draw them standing next to each other hugging or sth i wanna delve into their dynamics, their characters, how they interact with each other, what makes them tick, how they deal with each other when theyre sad and such
the other half of the time i just wanna draw them fuck
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Any ot3s for Eddsworld??
I don't have ot3, not in eddsworld, but tordpaupat (same age no parental figure for that ship) is a good one i appreciate

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My OTPs so far in eddsworld
MattTord/MathildaTori
Paultryck/+ellsworld
TomTord/TamTori
EddMatt/EllMathilda
Would you ever draw MattTord fan art again?
Heck yeah! Just need the time and motivation but that's a big yes!