think about the sun

There are two kinds of people in the world. 

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

-he’s incredibly polite and still refers to his elders as “sir” or “ma’am” even when they are actively trying to kill him

-he’s the heir to two different alien empires but he decided to stay on Earth with his friends instead 

-a neo-nazi called him a sodomite so he kissed him

-he has yelled at at least two avengers and a memeber of the x-men for trying to take away his boyfriend

-did I mention he has a boyfriend because they’re adorable together

-he can fly but he still makes said boyfriend carry him around sometimes

-he’s struggled with his body image but he’s doing really well go Teddy

no one ever teams up with spider-man on purpose

Les Mis + Onion Headlines, because I had to. (10/10)