BRAVE HEARTED

Dwight's cute and he seems kinda sweet, I'd take him on a date or two and be friends with him if it didn't work out

Jake's also cute and I respect that he said "fuck being heir to a fortune I'm gonna go live in the woods" so yeah going camping with him would be nice

Quentin seems a LITTLE too obsessed with his nightmares and I don't need that kind of influence in my life I think!!!!

OMG HIIIIII JEFF HIHIHIHIIIIIII TWIRLS MY HAIR

WOULD I DATE ASH WILLIAMS IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING YES I WOULD DATE LEON KENNEDY?????

AND ON THAT SUBJECT I WOULD ALSO DATE CHRIS REDFIELD AND CARLOS OLIVEIRA TBQFHHHHHH

Renato is SO cute actually I like his hair

BARKS LIKE A DOG AT VITTORIO??????

ugghgh Gabriel Soma is so fucking cute but what is his DRESS SENSE??????

yeah I'd bone Nic Cage

Alan Wake is a very handsome man but I know like nothing about him other than he's a writer??? doesn't he also have a wife. hmm I dunno that I'd want to upset that whole thing

Baermar's a cutie...... twirls my non-existent hair......

I'm gay but I'd hold hands with Lara Croft not gonna lie

UM HI HELLO TREVOR FUCKING BELMONT IS SO HOT????? WHAT????? LOOK AT HIS WAIST. HIS TITS. THAT INTENSE STARE. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D SNAP ME IN HALF AND I'D SAY THANK YOU DADDY

I mean sorry what I don't know what came over me just now

Alucard is cute too I guess but I think I'd rather BE him than DATE him if you get me

first off there's only been like. Three more unique men added to the game so far it looks like (I think there's skins as well but i'm lazy)

Rick is ehhhhhh. I'm not feeling it

I said I wouldn't do skins but Daryl Dixon could get it actually

Dustin is like.... he's Friend Shaped. He's baby. Baby coded. I'm not dating him I'm taking him for ice cream and playing touys with him

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