When the Moon Hits Your Eye by John Scalzi
Pages: 336 Published: 25 March 2025 My Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
John Scalzi is a madman, and I love his sense of humor. What IF the moon was cheese? That’s the question at the heart of this book, and somehow, Scalzi manages to take this absurd premise and turn it into something hilarious and weirdly touching.
From the moment I saw the title, I had the song stuck in my head—and sure enough, Scalzi acknowledges it right away. That’s what I love about his writing: he knows exactly what you’re thinking and is already in on the joke. But don’t let the absurdity fool you; behind all the cheese (literal and figurative), there’s a really good story. I went in blind, knowing nothing about the plot, just trusting Scalzi to deliver. And he did. The book is a wild mix of satire, ridiculous science and unexpectedly endearing characters.
The structure works surprisingly well. Each chapter jumps between different characters, but it never feels confusing. Clyde, Dave, and Alton, the retirees at the café, were instant favorites. Vera and the senator made me laugh so hard. And then there’s Jody. Oh my god, Jody. He’s giving Elon Musk energy—no, scratch that, he IS Elon Musk (yes I know Elon is an actually character in the book but still, Jody is him, down to his awkward little dance) A billionaire with no actual genius, just the ability to buy other people’s work (with money he doesn’t even have). His entire existence filled me with rage, and I loved every second of hating him. If Don’t Look Up made you foam at the mouth, this will too.
The humor is spot on. Scalzi’s characters are always so quick-witted, and the absurdity of the premise is balanced by characters who feel real. Of course the rich are going to eat the moon cheese. Of course people break into song at the worst possible moment. The sheer audacity of the Imagine scene? I was cackling.
But then things take a turn. What starts as a goofy, satirical adventure slowly becomes apocalyptic, and suddenly, my anxiety skyrocketed. The existential dread crept in, and for a while, I wasn’t sure if Scalzi was going to let the world burn. I won’t spoil it but the way it all resolves is deeply satisfying. Some of the emotional moments, like Jackie and Ian’s story, even made me tear up.
Overall, this book is exactly what I wanted: silly, smart, and sharp, with just the right balance of absurdity and heart. It’s what I expected from this author—hilarious, self-aware, and way too fun. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go tell my friends I love them and prepare for the next apocalypse.











