I’m his guardian angel his best friend . I’m the enteric coating on his ibuprofen

carlos alonso was so right argentina is about meat is about violence is about state terrorism is about colonialism is about meat is about sex is about meat is about autopsies is about culture is about mutilation is about meat is about meat is about meat

notice how being a gay woman is the most magical experience life has to offer

Im probably a bad person but I'm a bad person so idrc about that rn

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

we need to talk about how sexual going to the dentist is

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck