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That mischievous look in her eyes (｡♥‿♥｡) princess Rosalina XD by Estevangel

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“Darling, will you help me decorate the tree?” Rosalina walked over to her husband and smiled. “NO. I AM YOUR SUPREME OVERLORD YOU DO NOT CALL ME DARLING,” The dudebro screamed at his waifu. “Okay honey, have some eggnog,” Rosalina suggested with a smile. “NO EGGNOG CANNOT COMPETE WITH MY ULTIMATE INTELLIGENCE WAIFU, THAT DAMN EGGNOG IS FUCKING HENTAI!!1!!1!1!” He screamed. “Darling, you have been playing Mario Galaxy for three days now, you sure you don’t want some company?” “NO I’M FINE WOMAN!!1!!1!1 JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!1!!!!!12!!” Rosalina sighed. “Alright darling.” She walked out of the room, quickly sneaking upstairs to their room. She packed her suitcase and sneaked out the window. “Goodbye Darling,” she whispered, jumping down into the arms of Luigi. - “WAIFU I NEED MORE MOZZARELLA STICKS.” Silence. “WAIFU.” … The gaming legend known as Mariotehplumber got out of his seat for the first time in months to go find his wife. But it was no use. She was gone. —- Mariotehplumber woke up in a cold sweat, panting as he looked around his room. His Rosalina blanket was twisted around him, his Rosalina body pillow on the ground. He made a noise of alarm, and scrambled to pick up his Waifu, nearly knocking over his Rosalina lamp and cutouts. He grabbed the body pillow and snuggled up to it. It had just been a dream. “Just a dream,” he mumbled, relieved, and drifted back off to sleep, hoping Rosalina wouldn’t leave him in the next dream.

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