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Luigi, watching Waluigi do something stupid: Wario, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Wario: Heck yeah! I'm gonna—

Luigi: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Mario: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Luigi: Not again!

Mario: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Luigi: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Mario: What now?

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Waluigi: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Bowser: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Bowser Jr: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FREAKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Luigi: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Mario: I got a solid eight minutes.

Mario: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Mario: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute mustache I have.

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Luigi: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my kart for 30 minutes can’t?

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Princess Peach: I need life advice.

Princess Daisy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

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Mario: Look, Luigi, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Luigi: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?

Mario: Do I get to pick the finger?

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Princess Peach: Can I ask you for a favor?

Mario: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Princess Peach: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Bowser: We can't lose against Mario. Because we have this. *points to his chest*

Kamek: We have heart?

Bowser: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this battle for us.

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Mario: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Luigi: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Mario: Because we're out of doritos.

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Kamek: You can track Mario?

Bowser: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Princess Daisy: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Princess Peach: That is not something you actually have installed.

Princess Daisy: Sorry, could you say it again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG OPINION.

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Mario: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyway?

Luigi: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die anyway?

Mario:

Mario: I'll go make my bed-

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Bowser: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Kamek: Awww, no, you haven't!

Bowser: So why do you keep cooking?

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