๐ป๐ฌ๐ฟ๐ป๐บ ๐ญ๐น๐ถ๐ด ๐จ๐ต ๐ผ๐ต๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ซ ๐ด๐ผ๐บ๐ฌ ๐น๐ถ๐บ๐ป๐ฌ๐น โ ๐ท๐จ๐น๐ป ๐ญ๐ถ๐ผ๐น .
more starters taken from ridiculous texts my muses have sent on wire / discord .
adjust pronouns as necessary !
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] can we be shrek and fiona for halloween ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] would you still love me if i was two inches tall ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] fine but i'm smoking weed before you get back .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] haven't you ever wanted to feel like a claw machine toy ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] don'tttt i'm gonna be so pissed if you kill me i'm serious .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] literally nobody asked you to contribute hope this helps !
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i'm sorry you guys aren't on my level but that's not my fault now is it
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i lied i didn't find it but i bet i could if i looked hard enough .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] that was SPITE not me wanting to impress you .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] do you think birds have holidays ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] what if there's bird christmas and we don't even know ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] do you pee sitting down ? you kinda just give that vibe .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i've never seen so many requests for a threesome in my life .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] THERE'S NO RULES AT WAFFLE HOUSE
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] you seem to be feeling a lot of big feelings right now .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] would you be offended if i have some mac and cheese for dinner ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i have cooties and i'm gonna get 'em all over you !!
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] you are so WEIRD come smoke and eat charcuterie with me .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] you're just mad bc i'm cultured n shit .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i wanna hear it but only once .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] then i wanna never think about it again .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i don't have a horse :/ guess i'm gonna have to ride you instead .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] we gotta get you a cute little vest .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i'm kidding i put an air tag in your bag last night lol
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] you're ANNOYING i'm gonna bite
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] pleasure doing business i will refrain from getting shot again .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i won't put bees in your car so that's another gift from me to you .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] you don't wanna name our baby Gargle ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] why do you hate comedy ๐
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] yeah but you're like HOT hot . . . have you checked to see if there's a fandom for you ?
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] i'm all for it , whatever gets us things like free spaghetti .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] awwwww you wanna cuff me so bad it's embarrassing .
[ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ ] you're sure you don't need like a diaper or something ?