mari!! ✰🍉

963 days left

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

this june we’re gonna be outside, happy and eat as many mangoes and watermelons as we please

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?