marinara

teetotailer

in a sense Jedus died so Father Philip and Sister Daniel could worship in their name so this is very poetic thank you everyone

dan doesn’t want to get married (valid) but he still wants people to see phil as his forever person. like he will cringe at the word ‘husband’ but still make sure everyone sees a video of him pushing phil, a grown ass man, up a hill like a toddler because that’s HIS grown ass man and only he gets to have him and indulge him and pamper him. he just doesn’t want the word for that to be ‘husband’ (or boyfriend). he’s like “we’re immortal tortoises, we’re soulmates, best friends, companions through life” and people go “okay so you’re a couple then?” and he becomes that gif of emma roberts in scream queens where she huffs all frustrated because nooo they’re not a couple, other people, normal people with boring normal relationships are couples and husbands and boyfriends. what he and phil are to each other is so much bigger and more complex and nuanced and unfathomable and no one can understand it. he really thinks he and phil are the first and only people to experience a lifetime kind of love that feels like fate. and honestly who are we to tell him he’s wrong.

They really are eternal 😭

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PHANNIES THIS IS NOT A DRILL FUCKING LOCK INNNNNN

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

LOCK IN PHANNIES WE NEED TO LOCK TF IN

Where would we be as a culture if tim curry hadn’t put his entire pussy into rocky horror like that

Happy Halloween Eve babes everyone remember to leave out lipstick and fishnets for Tim Curry

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

id like to thank dan and phil for not changing the way they edit videos and using the same sound effects even after so many years