Marie Gregg

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

brendon: the fun dad who lets his kids wear pyjamas to school, makes dick jokes when the mom isn’t around, feeds them two week old tater tots, draws moustaches on them when they’re asleep, plays inappropriate music in the car, takes them to r rated movies, makes fun of the dumb things they say

spencer: the all american dad who plays baseball with their son and doesn’t know how to spend time with their daughter, v patient and kind and their kids talk to him about anything, makes pancakes on saturday mornings

ryan: always takes pictures of his kids (and it annoys them), only buys organic produce, hates the pop music his kids like but pretends to like it so he doesn’t hurt their feelings, v sarcastic, helps his fourteen year old daughter put on eyeliner

john: secretly smokes pot in the garage, doesn’t know how to make toast, thinks it’s really gross when his kids get sick and he has to take care of them

Credit: @unattractivebrendonurie for the picture.

Mom: Only knows about Pete Wentz because of Ashlee Simpson.