Lovely Mess

People don’t wanna break down boxes anymore have yall noticed that? No one gives a fuck these days

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere