Brooklyn Baby

anonymous prompt: abby joins instagram commenting on all of clarke’s photos ‘clueless’ they are girlfriends not just friends…but really she knows because clarke and lexa are gay and so obvious

(oh my lord you better love me for this cause i had it all typed out then tumblr crashed so im a bit salty rn but ill admit this isn’t as good as the original cause that one was fantastic)

*SPOILER ALTER READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*

*also theres a lot of stuff thats probably not included or got skipped or whatever so yeah feel free to add*

OH BOY HERE WE GO:

So Clexa is the wonderful ship of a very gay commander queen:

and a beautiful bisexual bad ass (nice ass too (but don’t get me started on the good Earth cleavage)) Space Princess:

(life goals wife goal ^^^)

So this OTP starts because fuck boi #1 cant keep his shit together:

and so that they can defeat the mountain men they team up and shit:

so they’re working together and shit being LEADERS together aka falling in love but anyhow Lexa falls hard for our space princess because who wouldn’t? they fight a fucking gorilla and Lexa totally saves Clarke’s ass from another grounder

and watches over her as she sleeps

they even have a really deep conversation about love and loss and shit

AND GUESS WHAT GUESS

THEY KISSSSSSSSS LOOK AT THAT!!!!!!!!!! MY SHIP IS SALING 

but Lexa ends up betraying Clarke to protect her people which was a big big fuck up like the only time i did’t like Lexa was then but that leads Clarke to end up killing a lot of people and she doesn’t handle it to well so she ends up becoming 

WANHEDA

so basically Lexa asks Clarke for forgiveness and they basically get married i mean look come on

Married AF

Clarke is hanging out with Lexa and stuff to try and smooth out shit that got fucked up between the grounders and sky people cause some people are just fucking stupid man like the fuck

fucking idiot

so they are being all domestic and cute i mean what look at this shit the fluff!

(also parallels to Lexa watching over Clarke AKA LOVE) 

oh and the Clexa child

AND GUYS GUESS WHAT HAPPENS! GUESSSSSSSSSSS

THATS RIGHT ANOTHER KISS!!!!!!!!!! AND THATS NOT EVEN ALL GUYS LOOK WHAT ELSE

THEY ARE IN LOVE AND DO THE FRIKETY FRAK AND HAVE HAND HOLDING AND CUTE TALKS AND THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER OH MY GODDDDD

okay but then shit goes down hill okay so you see this fucker

HE KILLS LEXA!!!!!! KILLS HER JUST BANG AND SHES GONE

ugh it makes me so mad like wtf man not fucking cool but the death leads to a lot of anger and:

So the season goes on and Clarke keep the flame/chip in her boobs (close to her heart) because its Lexa and she has a mini melt down when they want to smash her because i mean

man id be fucking devastated too i mean you just got laid by someone who means a lot to you then bang she’s gone and all thats left is an AI?! poor baby all she needs is a hug and a shock blanket (and Lexa but we won’t say that *sips tea*)

so on they go trying to figure shit out Clarke ends up going to the City of Light so that she can shut it down from the inside

AND GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKERS

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES

SHES BACK FUCKERS 

MY SHIP IS STILL SAILING AND ONE OF THEM IS DEAD SO FUCK YOU

I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING BUT GUESS BITCHES GUESSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT!!! you should of guessed i hope you did i hope you feel as good about this as i do cause damn!!!!

GUYS THATS FOUR FUCKING KISSES!!!!!!!!

So the show goes and Lexa is helping Clarke Save the world!

I MEAN LOOK AT HER HELPING CLARKE I MEAN DAMN

Lets be real y’all When you look up the definition of “OTP” theres a pictuer of Clexa and thats it!