Maria & Jafar

"Yeah but…" Kellin moved closer to her, running his fingers through his hair and attempting to ignore the chills that ran up and down his spine as another howl broke through the air, "Something like that you’d notice."

"Well, I didn't notice it." She said to him in a blunt manner. As the howling continue on, Maria began to frown, not taking a liking to the noise. "And what about the howling? I haven't heard that before when we first arrived here. And that's something you'll really notice."

I need a cigarette. Now.

Hm, I can't help you with that since I'm not a smoker. Though, there are some people around here who do smoke, but I'm pretty sure they're out of cigarettes like yourself.

Kellin wandered from where the curse dropped them towards one of the shops. As he takes the first couple steps, he hears a distant howl and turns in the direction of the noise. The Haunted Mansion looms off in the distance and he steps back down, staring at it, “Has that always been there…?”

Having a distance between the two, Maria rubbed her arm as she turned her head, hearing the howl. There, she took in sight of the mansion, a place that she hasn't seen before. "Maybe?" She pauses. "Honestly, I'm not sure. With us being gone for some time, I can't really remember what's suppose to be here and what's not."

Why does shit always happen to me?

What's your problem?

At least it’s something. To be honest that’s probably how I’d help someone else in that situation. 

See? It's not just me. Spiders are gross and disgusting creatures, though, they don't attack anyone else they have to.

You know polite people would offer to help me get it off if it’s still there. 

I'm polite, but I'm afraid of spiders. I'll help you, though, just from a distance and by throwing things at you.

I’ve walked into one too many cobwebs here. I can guarantee there is at least one spider on my body right now that I don’t know about.

Then please, keep your distance from me. I don't want that spider to hop onto my body from yours.

I  didn’t? Oh. Okay. Cool. But uh, no worries, I guess, since neither of us are offended.

Which is pretty good if you ask me. But hey, I haven't seen you around, what's your name?

…. Fantastic.

It's not, really. Well, not yet that is. It'll be fantastic once the furniture attack sall of you.

Sorry…I…I didn’t mean to offend you.

What? You didn't offend me, I actually thought I offended you.

Did… Did that chair just move?

It wouldn't surprise me if it did. After all, we're inside of His castle.

What would you guess the chances are that we’ll find a bunch of dancing plates and piles of food along the way? I’m starving.

Then follow me if you want to eat. In all honesty, I'm not in the mood for eating, not after going to the kitchen back at Andy's house.

That sounds like a never.

Not exactly. We won't see it for while, but it will come.

And when exactly do we leave?

Whenever we see the blue fog again. Obviously.

What the fuck? How about no. I don’t do castles.

Well, you're going have to put up with it until we leave.