We can't all be lion tamers

my favourite joke in The Sheep Detectives is that there's neon signs everywhere in Denbrook, including the police station, and you don't really think about it until you see the neon sign that offers a discount on neon signs

HE HAD NO FLOCK AND HE WAS RESCUED FROM A CARNIVAL WHERE HE HAD TO FIGHT DOGS AND THEN HE FOUGHT OFF THE DOGS TO PROTECT HIS FLOCK AND IM THROWING UP ABOUT IT

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends