Professor Quotes

I was in medical school until they put a human in front of me and told me it was a patient.

Roses are red, electrons are negative

I was practicing the right hand rule on the subway, but some guy thought I was giving him the finger.

And if you're flat-lining, well, that's one less paper to grade

The quizzes will be very easy if you 1. pay attention and 2. are alive

He told me 'don't bother explaining too much, student's never get it anyway'

If you were breathing and passing nutrients into your brain cells, you would remember this reaction

Diels and Alder * long pause * are two dead German men

You will never escape the Henderson-Hasselbalch equation.