I LOOK LIKE BAE

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i been on my hot shit lately, can’t be mad at me.

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Magnolia: Why? She has lips, hips, and boobs! AND nice hair! That's sexy.

Magnolia: Now I want to cry, UGH. I really needed that appointment too, because now I'm having a crazy big headache and everyone knows the best cure to those is multiple orgasms.

Rita: Fair point, fair point! You think she and Mr Mime hook up? lol

Sol: Why the ellipsis?

Sol: That sounds so cool! You know I love chocolate, almost as much as I love caramel. How'd you come up with the idea?

Rita: Because I definitely meant honrgy like horny/hungry

Magnolia: I had to Geniesearch "sexy Pokemon with big lips" to make the reference in the first place so lol that makes two of us!

Magnolia: And ew, no, I hate the doctor. I just also decided not to go have a dick appointment. I sent very suggestive pictures from very select angles instead. But dang it, do you think he would've liked how it felt?! Did I waste this opportunity?!

Rita: Glad I wasn't the only one lol and the fact that Jynx is one of the sexy ones is...interesting.

Sol: Did you mean hungry?

Sol: But no matter what, I don't think that's an abuse of power at all. It's your job! And I bet your song is awesome. What's it about?

Rita:...Yes?

Jonquil: I'd say you're well within your right to do so, but is there any chance I can score an advanced listening? If it's good, I might write a little blurb about it in the next paper!

Lennox: Probably, but doesn't that just make it more fun?

Lennox: Is your song a banger about BEING horngry, though? Because if it is take my probably to a HELL YES.

Haverly: Um, no?

Haverly: You're literally in charge of what you play, girl. You do you.

Magnolia: So I made myself a lip scrub thinking it'd be the best thing EVER but I think I might be allergic to whatever I used in it because my lips are HUGE. And not like Kylie Jenner huge, like half my face huge. Do you think if I wrapped a scarf on the bottom half of my face the guy I'm hooking up with wouldn't care that I look like Jynx?

Rita: So I had to search up who tf Jynx was because apparently I didn't remember the name of said pokemon but oooohhh.

Rita: Is it an abuse of power to play a song I recorded during my night show on AuraFM?

Guillermo: I love my papa and my tia so, so much, but if they call me one more time for help fixing their printer, I'm going to scream.

Guillermo: I've been telling them how to do it over the phone since I left for school! It's been years! How have they not learned?!

Guillermo: You're so lucky, I bet your mama never needs help with that sort of thing, given that she's a genius and all.

Rita: Is it bad that I'm laughing because how do they keep messing it up? Tell them they're not allowed to print anymore lmao

the-write-ideas​:

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?" Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they'll have to answer honestly.

Colton: OH WELL DANG WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO SURGERY ON THEIR NOSE!? That sounds even more painful than someone finishing in a nostril, which you're right, sounds like it'd sting!

Colton: I'm sure SOMEONE'S tried it though which...well, I don't know how to think about that.

Rita: Depends really! Someone people do it for health reasons but a lot of the time it's because of societal pressures or insecurities about how they look.

Colton: I overheard someone talking at this here bar and I'm not one to kink shame but they were talking about getting a nose job and I just keep thinking those holes aren't big enough for what they're planning! That'll hurt like a couple of bee stings! Should I say somethin

Rita:....

Rita: They definitely meant surgery on their nose but I would've paid good money to see someone tell them that.

Sofia: 😂 of course not.

Sofia: ❤️ I'll let them know it came from you for them to share their gratitude.

Sofia: I would have told you you have to participate! It's for charity and it would not have looked good if one of us didn't donate or submit a basket.

Rita: Awww you don't have to do that. I'm happy to feed. Well, happy to feed family 💕💕

Nadia: OMG, I've been busy sending all my personal shoppers out to find things for my V-Day party for me to approve, I haven't had time to do any shopping of my own!

Nadia: We're going VERY soon though, we all have to look absolutely fabulous for my big night. ESPECIALLY me, because I like, might be on the brink of having a fabulous rogue almost-prince on lock!

Rita: As long as you were doing something Nadia-related then we are a-okay!