wannabe mommy

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

transformation porn has a slapstick quality to it in its vigor because it relies on the characters behaving in ways that suggest either 1) a total disconnect from the gravity of the situation 2) this is something they've been wanting to happen their entire life and are capitalizing on the opportunity (frequently both) and, like any other comedy, having a Straight Man (figurative) character present makes the other characters' antics magnified

they forgot how to make video game endings and now everything is a roguelike deckbuilder.

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

Draw that bescaled girl with larger breasts

I wanna go skinny dipping in a river sometime

Hey joe what if i fucked you right now