who is traitor joe

and what did he do :/

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

by the end of 2016 “social media” will be replaced by enjoying a nice ginger ale

i’m the nurses who tried to beat up a baby for laughing

I’m the tiny hands holding the abortion pills

I’m the baby speaking perfect english

My salary is so shitty 😒

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

good

I’m ready

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

I think I sprained something reblogging this so damn fast.