Era Gol De Yepes

You want Venom to be rated r so he can graphically kill people on screen, I want Venom to be rated r so he and Eddie can fuck. We are not the same

One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.

it’s simple. laundry people should live with dishes people. then everyone wins. and also it’s gay so love wins.

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

where would i be, as a person and in society, without rice

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

the cdc recommends you take a huge bong rip actually

Source?

the cdc

why do they keep calling him the cunt dracula what did he do

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane