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fun fact there's a pretty sizable area under the greater smp just absolutely INFESTED with mushrooms. like i have never seen so many of these spread so far before

schlarklezyaoi

#i thin kthis is my favorite post thats come out of the dsmp revival

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hemipenal-system

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#absolutely horrid as a mobile user #i love it

kaylmao

soundenjoyer

its six seven today

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sharkgirldick

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

nature-nerd-sarah

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

sharkgirldick

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

dragongirlbunny

the knife

incendavery

drive-by thank you

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nevershootamockingbird

[ id taken from alt text: An eight-panel diary comic featuring a purple crow.

Panel 1: The crow whistles to himself as he unlocks the front door of his house A trans flag hangs in the window.

Panel 2: “Excuse me!” calls a pink capybara from a nearby car. The crow jumps, startled.

Panel 3: “Hi!” waves the capybara, “I just wanted to say, I’m the mom of a trans kiddo...”

Panel 4: “And I know it makes them feel good when we drive past the flag in your window,” the capybara continues.

Panel 5: The crow looks at the flags as the capybara concludes, “It lets them know there’s other people like them out there.”

Panel 6: The crow pauses, eyes water and mouth open.

Panel 7: “You’re welcome!” says the crow

Panel 8: Later, the crow happily thinks to himself, “trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo! trans kiddo!” / end id ]

queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

kayvsworld

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

sabertoothwalrus

ok deleted the last post because I likely misinterpreted it and that actually delights me because this sentence is linguistically fascinating

You can read it as:

“Jelly” is called “Jell-O” by the Brits (a comedically false statement, which also implies Americans don’t know what Jell-O is)

or

“Jelly” is the term Brits use for what American typically call “Jell-O” (true statement, likely the intended meaning yet I personally find the original sentence a BAFFLING way to phrase that)

what you interpret the object/subject/action as informs the active vs passive voice of the original statement. In other words, this is The Dress of sentences

sabertoothwalrus

another way of writing it that might make the confusion clearer

American friends: [a message to Americans from the UK:] “Jelly” [the word in the original post] is what the Brits [us] call [refer to as] Jell-O!

vs

American friends: [I am American helping fellow Americans:] “Jelly” [the presumably unfamiliar word in the original post] is what the Brits [those other guys] call Jell-O! [our American thing]

the-haiku-bot

another way of

writing it that might make the

confusion clearer

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

stormbreaker101

I LOVE COLLABORATIVE SOTRYTELLING I LOVE CREATING THINGS TOGETHER I LOVE "YES AND"ING WITH OTHERS I LOVE "NO BUT WHAT ABOUT-"S I LOVE HEARIJG MY FRIENDS' IDEAS I LOVE BOUNDING OFF OF THEM I LOVE ART I LOVE STORIES I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT PASSIONS AND SKILLS REQUIRED I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT MEDIA IT TAKES I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE

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apostateapologist

sometimes two characters are codependently, toxically enmeshed, doomed to mutually define and haunt each other forever. and not fucking.

flarhgunnstow

Genuinely disoriented by this one

sawed-on-shotgun

why does my drink have a sinister ass smile on it instead of a third vitamin

dogpuppy

#wtnv #and also #funnier as a system

infizero

not being able to rewatch the finale is driving me crazy bcuz it makes it feel like it's just a collective hallucination that we're all having. i cant remember specifics of scenes (like the exact lines, shots, etc.) only like the gist of what happened in them

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fostersffff

Making a bad read in a fighting game: Ah fuck me, but no time to regret it right now, there's still a match going on

Making a bad read in a Pokemon battle:

beaft

this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

beaft

this post is still getting me anon hate pretty much on the daily btw. in case you were curious about the state of things

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