✧ the pit lane

this is a formal apology to all max verstappen fans.

i fear that my roommate and i are the cause for max’s recent retirement from the 2026 monaco grand prix. for this, we deeply apologize and will no longer mention that time when he mistook a reporter calling him “a little fast” as “a little fat.” we are formally and sincerely apologizing for saying that you were fat, max verstappen. we did not mean it. we were making fun of how wide the cars were in 24’-25’. please accept this apology, max verstappen and his fans. we will be more sensitive of how this affects your ability to get off of the start line.

sincerely,

maple + maples roommate

LIKE?? UR 65? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOU DONT LIKE HIM???

below: her recent texts abt it, unforch i have no record of her canada complaints because she called me to talk to me for an hour abt it.