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My math is probably off, but this felt like a good moment for reader to mention their age :)

"I'm turning 29 this year," Chilchuck mumbles.

"Really? We're the same age then!" you say.

"What?!" Marcille gasps. "No way you're that young!"

"Is that young for elves?" Laios asks.

"Is that not young for tall-men?" Senshi says.

"Not really," Laios answers with a shrug. "I'm 26."

"No way," Marcille says quietly. "You guys are all just kids!"

"I'm kind of surprised you didn't notice," you say. "Although, I have been told I have a mature face before."

"What the heck are you doing in a dungeon then? You should still be in school!"

"Okay, Mom," you tease. Marcille clamps her mouth shut, blushing.

"How old would you be if you were a tall-man?" Laios asks.

"You can't expect them to do the math that quick," Chilchuck says.

"Probably 16 or so?" you guess. "Teens is pretty young for tall-men, right?"

"You weren't kidding," Laios says, eyebrows raised. "You really are young!"

"I sure hope I've been feedin' you enough," Senshi frets, his arms crossed.

"My age doesn't change anything," you say. "I'm still just as capable as I was before, you know."

"O'course it changes things!" Senshi says. "It's our job as adults to provide for the young 'uns!"

"And this is why I keep my work and personal life separate," Chilchuck mutters, casting you a sympathetic glance.

Just want to put it out there that currently, the only elf I have any real knowledge of is Marcille. I'm an anime-only and don't have a way to read the manga, so for now the Canaries are out of my wheelhouse. I hope you still like this :)

Marcille would be a little wary of you doing her hair at first because she's very particular about it. It's very important to her magic, after all.

After some insisting on your part and promising that you'll be careful, she agrees to let you do it. She thinks it's sweet that you want to.

She walks you through her hair routine, surprised and a little touched by how attentive you are the whole time.

The next time you have the opportunity to, you do every step of Marcille's hair routine for her, being very careful to do it just the way she does. She almost falls asleep while you're washing her hair. The feeling of your nails gently scratching at her scalp is just so soothing.

You dry, brush, and style her hair with the same care that you washed it. You love how silky it feels and how it looks like it's made of gold when it's freshly washed. You get distracted, running your fingers through her hair while you're supposed to be styling it, but she doesn't complain.

She loves the hairstyle you give her whether it's simple or complicated. More than anything, she's happy that you know how important her hair is to her and were just as thorough as she would have been, if not more.

At first, Laios would fail to see the appeal of cryptids. Why waste your time researching creatures that aren't proven to exist when monsters are right there and so cool?

He can certainly empathize with the way your interests and research are dismissed or considered weird, even pointless. Even if he doesn't have much interest in cryptids himself, he listens to you just like you listen to him talk about monsters.

You're twenty minutes in to an infodump about a cryptid from your homeland for what must be the hundredth time when he realizes hey, maybe one of the reasons he likes to listen to you talk is because he likes you.

The realization would excite him and make him nervous at the same time, because he's never been the best with people. You're different, though—you understand a part of him that not many other people do.

He's one of the few people who you don't have to physically drag into the middle of the woods to look for cryptids. He'll come along happily! (Mostly because he likes spending time with you and spending time outdoors, so it's a win-win situation)

Laios would tell you how he feels about you on one of these excursions. It would be at one of the most inopportune times because that's just how he is. Probably right when you think you're finally going to catch a glimpse of something, only for him to confess to you and draw your attention away from the shadowy figure half obscured by bushes in between the trees. It's not there when you look back, of course.

You can't bring yourself to be upset though. Not when you tell him you feel the same way and he grins and hugs you so tight you can hardly breathe.

I was wondering if maybe you could make some Cyllene fluff? After the festival part and the credits roll, Laventon mentions that he actually saw her having fun (something she denies and claims he must be imagining). So now I’m curious…what do you think transpired over the festival?

(What indeed 👀) 

For the first time since coming to Hisui, Cyllene is thoroughly out of her element. She’s meant for the clinical, orderly environment of the Galaxy Hall, where everyone stays in their assigned station, be that standing in front of a desk receiving orders or in the seat behind issuing them. This festival takes her regular routine and tosses it haphazardly out the window. Galaxy, diamond, and pearl alike mix together, ranks and positions and honors lacking their usual hold over social interaction. There’s certainly something refreshing about being free from her typical responsibilities, that no one will ask anything of her, but for the most part, Cyllene feels lost.

Anon...your brain...

This was originally going to be headcanons, but the first line I typed kinda just...turned into a little drabble. Hope you don't mind!

Post-game spoilers under the cut! And I hope you have a lovely day too! <3

Every time Adaman sees you playing or cuddling with his leafeon, he absolutely melts. Seeing the two of you curled up asleep first thing in the morning? Call this man an ambulance.

He’s not shy at all about pda. He loves you and he doesn’t care who knows it! (Though, of course, if you aren’t comfortable with that, he’ll tone it down. But when it’s just the two of you, he’ll shower you with affection)

It’s not uncommon at all for Adaman to just lay his head in your lap with a sigh after a stressful day. Whenever this happens, you’ll take down his hair and run your fingers through it, either listening to him vent or just being there to comfort him.

Adaman

The first time Adaman saw you, he knew he wanted you to be his

You were all he could think about. He often daydreamed about bringing you to the Diamond Clan so you could always be near him

Seeing you with Irida makes his blood boil. Why do you spend any of your time with her? Can’t you see that you’re meant to be with him?

Whenever you’re in the Crimson Mirelands, he watches you. He doesn’t want to disturb your work, but knowing you’re in the same region as he is, he can’t stay away. If there’s an opportunity for him to approach you, he will, and he’ll stay with you the rest of the time you’re there

Adaman knows your schedule down to the minute. When you wake up, when you go shopping, when you start a survey—he knows how you spend your time, so he always knows when the best time is to come find you

Irida

It wasn’t instant for Irida like it was for Adaman. She knew she had to have you when she saw your face in the light that came off of Kleavor once he’d been calmed

Irida makes every excuse to be near you. She spends as much time in Jubilife as she does in the Pearl Settlement, if not more

She often offers for you to come live in the Pearl Settlement, pushing down her disappointment every time you politely decline. She knows that one of these days you’ll come around

If she finds out that someone made you upset, whoever did it will end up having to take a trip to the medical ward full of ice shards