Hey everyone...

this feels so awkward even while I'm writing it, but then again, my whole existance on tumblr has been awkward since the beginning so...

Anywaaay, I'm not sure if anyone remembers me or...care, I guess...but I used to post a lot here. I stopped a few years ago since I kind of felt disconnected from the whole kpop community and I also had less free time.

But now...I have even less free time and am even more stressed, but I just feel the need to write again. So, I'm back. Yay

I'm not sure how often I will be posting. Probably not as often as before, but I'll try and see where it goes.

If you have any interesting ideas for writings or would like me to check something new, feel free to send a message! (I've been out of touch with kpop...for like 2 years now, so everything is new to me)

I'll also be changing my blog name since this one is pure 2016 cringe...

BTS: Alien!Jungkook and a hotel stay

Alien!Jungkook text series

I missed everyone too (╥﹏╥) Instead of thinking of the most absurd situations alien!Jungkook can find himself in, I spent the last three months watching every single decent tv series ever filmed not that I regret it though

BTS: Alien!Jungkook wants to go on a trip

Jimin: can’t stop giggling and moving, placing his head on your shoulder and then leaning back and then again on your shoulder and leaning back again...at least until he giggles a little bit too much and actually hits the wall when he leans back and almost knocks himself unconscious 

Namjoon: you said ‘’just the bath’’ so he needs to distract himself from the other thoughts but he...kind of distracts himself a little bit too much and you end up having a bath while listening to the origins of Scandinavian death metal he read about on the internet today until you put a stop to ‘’just the bath’’ promise

Taehyung: convinces you that singing trot in the bathroom is a great idea because of the echo and honestly between all the ’shabang shabang’s there isn’t much bathing and he’s kind of way to oblivious and into singing to use the opportunity for anything else

Hoseok: is emitting pure light the next five days after that night even though the only thing you actually did was sit there and soak because he refused to let go of you until you accidentally hit him with a shampoo bottle and gave him a few new interesting ideas of fun things to do in the bath (¬‿¬ )  like roleplaying a hairdresser 

Yoongi: ‘’So, are we just going to sit here or what?’’, ‘’What else are you supposed to do during a relaxing bath, Yoongi?’’, ‘’Well, I like being more productive...’’, ‘’I see where this is going.’’

Jin: ‘’We should do this every day.’’ ‘’Well, wouldn’t you like that?’’, ‘’Don’t you want to look at this every day?’’ Proceeds to sassily flip his hear , accidentally hits himself in the eye wit HIS OWN shampooed hair, and the rest of the bath is just you getting the shampoo out of his eye

Jungkook: ‘’What’s with that smile, Jungkook? That happy you’re seeing me naked?’’, ‘’No, no, no.’’, ‘’You’re not happy to see my naked?’’, ‘’’That’s not it! I’m actually very happy-’’, ‘’Happy...?’’, ‘’t-that we’re using this shampoo. That’s it!’’

i guess that means my mission is accomplished 

he’s so hot in the music videos that i sometimes forget how fluffy he is in reality and that my first thought when i see him is usually ‘’i want to pet his head’’…i mean look at him

anyone who loves suju has guaranteed love from me

you know what…there is a surprising amount of love for Donghae in my messages these days so right now i love people

Well…this is a good opportunity to write more about SuJu

So, I’ll be starting a new series but since I can’t decide which one, I’m going to try writing a few of these to see which one I like the most...So you’re might be seeing quite a few absurd fake texts post in the future...If you think a particular idol would be good in one of these aus feel free to send me ideas!!

So these are the ones I’m thinking of writing: