Nora: Renny! You're back!
Ren: Hello Nora, it's nice to see you again. Please let go. You're crushing me?!
Blake: Hello Sun, you're looking well.
Sun: Hey Blake, It's nice to be back.
Pyrrha: Hey Jaune. That's uhh... that's a really nice tan you have there.
Jaune: Oh thanks. Yeah, I really got a tan while we were out there.
Pyrrha: It makes you look... Tasty~!
Yang: What?! I-I'm not...?!
Glynda: Get in lines girls~!
Ruby: We were really worried about you guys when you went missing. How did you guys manage to survive all alone on a deserted island?
Jaune: Oh, we all had plenty survival training.
Jaune: So, we weren't in a rough spot when we first started.
Neptune: I looked for food!
Jaune: We found a banana plantation.
Ren: I found fresh water.
Neptune: From a fresh water stream!
Sun: I built us a shelter!
Ren: It was done very quick with his semblance.
Jaune: And, I made a campfire.
Sun: I thought he would use one of our bullets to make it, nope he had it started in minutes.
Neptune: With a pocket mirror!
Pyrrha: A banana plantation?
Weiss: How fresh was the water?
Glynda: The use of your semblance would be very beatifical for such an activity.
Weiss: Well, you guys were stuck there for over a month. You must have gone crazy with nothing to do all.
Jaune: Oh, we found things to keep ourselves entertained.
Neptune: Don't play against Jaune.
Sun: We threatened to throw Neptune in the water if her he said, 'I spy something blue,' again.
Jaune: We played Bocce with rocks...
Sun: Which changed into throwing stones at stone walls because it was fun pretending to be catapults sieging a castle.
Ruby: That does sound fun.
Nora: Can we do that sometime?
Weiss: But, since you guys were all there. Things must have been rather chaotic.
Yang: Yeah, did you start fighting each other for who would be in charge?
Blake: Was there blenty of sweaty wrestling~?
Jaune: No we decided... Don't say that Blake.
Jaune: We decided we would have one of us be the king while we were stuck there.
Pyrrha: King, why did you do that?
Sun: We found a really cool stone throne.
Ren: An epic stone throne!
Jaune: And, before we started fighting over who get's the throne.
Neptune: So we decided that one of use would become the 'king,' and rule over us all.
Glynda: Interesting idea. How did you decide who would be king?
Jaune: We drew lots, and then each of us got to be the king for three days, and after that we would vote on who get's to be king.
Glynda: So you went with a Elective Monarchy then?
Weiss: Political structures are not their strong suits Ms. Goodwitch.
Glynda: So then, how did you decide who would become King first?
Neptune: And, I went second! Glorious was my reign~!
Ren: You made us all weight on you hand, and foot for three days as you posed on the throne.
Sun: You have done nothing of benefit at all!
Jaune: Your reign was a fallacy of a monarchy!
Blake: I'm disappointed in myself for thinking that Neptune would be a good king.
Weiss: I'm shocked he lasted three days.
Pyrrha: So, who was the next king?
Ren: It was I, Emperor Lie Ren~! Emperor of the Camellia Garden~!
Ruby: Emperor? I thought you guys were electing a king?
Jaune: Emperor, king... what's the difference.
Blake: Oh, Ren is an emperor instead of a king because it sounds better.
Nora: Long live Emperor Lie Ren!
Pyrrha: Did he 'live long?'
Neptune: We found some tea leaves while we were there. After that we learned that Ren has a tea addiction...
Nora: Oh no... Ren you didn't.
Sun: We spent the rest of our time under Emperor Ren trying to make tea pots, and looking for more tea leaves...
Blake: Did you make any tea?
Neptune: And, I'm pretty good at pottery so it seems.
Ren: Look at this teapot he made for me!
Blake: I would like one please!
Glynda: I would like one as well Mr. Vasillis.
Pyrrha: Who was the next king after Ren?
Pyrrha: Uhh... Guys? You okay?
Jaune: Haa... After Ren, it was Sun's turn...
Ren: And, I thought I was bad...
Jaune: I hereby bestow upon you... The crown... do you accept it.
Sun: Yes, I will take the crown... I will bear the weight, the respona-BILLITY!
Sun: I will lead the Monkey Kingdom to the heavens!
Jaune: I like the sound of that.
Neptune: It has a nice ring to it.
Sun: Yes I see what I must do; I must tax the banana! All the bananas!
Neptune: All the bananas...?
Weiss: He taxed the bananas?
Ren: For every three banana's we picked, we had to give him two!
Neptune: It cost three coconuts for one banana!
Jaune: The banana economy almost fell into a recession if we didn't start gathering fish to balance it all out!
Ren: He outlawed tea leaves!
Neptune: He made me go into the water for fish?!
Jaune: And, he was hording the halogenic mushroom I told him not to eat!
Glynda: So... Mr. Wukong was a bad king?
Jaune: Although, by the time we found out he was high on shrooms he was acting like an actual monkey. That was pretty funny.
Ren: Getting him into the that cage until they were off wasn't...
Neptune: I still pray that he was just flinging around mud...
Pyrrha: So, Jaune became king after you?
Nora: And, how glorious was King Jaune?
Neptune: They were okay...?
Ren: Yeah. Jaune stabilized the economy, he strengthen our housing, kept the fire going, and helped collect fish for us to eat until we were rescued.
Neptune: All in all Jaune was just a good king.
Sun: Yeah, he didn't go mad with power like the rest of us. He just did his job.
Jaune: I also lite a pyre which eventually led to our rescue!
Ren: Oh yeah, he did that.
Sun: Smart plan right there.
Glynda: You have done very well, Mr. Arc. All of you have. You should be very proud of yourselves.
Jaune: Ahh... Thank you ma'am.
Neptune Some of us could have done better though...
Ren: Yeah, but Jaune did the best out of the five of us.
Pyrrha: But, why did you wait to be rescued? Couldn't you have built a raft, and escaped?
Weiss: Also, you said Neptune was the second 'king', and now that you said there were five of you?
Jaune: Oh those are both connected actually.
Jaune: Well... Cardin was with us on the island.
Glynda: Cardin? Cardin Winchester? He was with you?
Neptune: Yeah. He got to be the first king.
Ren: Short was his reign.
Sun: Forgotten shall he be.
Jaune: Well, long of the short, he tried to make me fan him all day.
Ren: He made me a chair...
Neptune: I had to feed him his food myself...
Sun: And, I was the court jester...
Jaune: He also destroyed all our Scrolls so we couldn't call for help.
Ren: So we built a raft, and sent him off...
Weiss: And, why didn't you leave with him on that raft?
Sun: How dare you make me a jester?!
JRSN: Yeah! Get out of here! So long sucker!
Ren: How did that happen?!
Blake: It just... caught on fire?
Jaune: Yeah, it just caught on fire.
Ren: And, every raft we made after that burst into flames when we sent it out.
Neptune: So we didn't make any more rafts to flee the island.
Glynda: Well... that is a good reason why you didn't flee the island.
Sun: And, Neptune's fear of the water.
Ren: All in all, it was just safer to stay on the island, and wait until we were rescued.
Jaune: We may have been there for over a month, but we're all okay!
Ren: And, in a dire need of a shower...
Neptune: Yeah, can we go have a shower?
Jaune: And, a meal that isn't fish, bananas, or coconuts?
Glynda: You may go. But, Headmaster Ozpin will want to have a word with you later own.
Ruby: Well... They've been through a lot.
Weiss: But, they seem to be doing just fine.
Blake: They look a little thin if you ask me.
Nora: Just Sun, and Jaune look thin.
Pyrrha: But, Jaune looks like a tasty snack though~!
Yang: A juicy snack at that~!
Ruby: But... what are we supposed to do about Cardin being... you know. Dead.
Blake: It's such a shame.
Weiss: We will inform his parents.
Pyrrha: Oh no... he's dead.
Glynda: I'll handle the paper work.
And, all of this was made just because I saw this VIDEO, and wanted to do a monkey king bit...
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