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This is the Magical 11/11 & 11:11 Post
May you receive what you wish for with live, grace, & wade and keep your heart and mind open.
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crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs
i was on. a new sleep medication last night
âTrick or Yeet!â I shout to the children when I open the door. âYeet?â one says confusidly. I shrug. âYeet it is.â I throw the child.
Not Halloween but, okay.Â
okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason
Look, you say Yeet, we reblog. Itâs a simple hivemind.
*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

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The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2
Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and itâs when Glados says âWell, this is the part where he kills usâ and Wheatley follows up âHello, this is the part where I kill you!â and the chapter card pops up reading âChapter 9: The Part Where He Kills Youâ and then you unlock the achievement âThe part where he kills youâ and the achievement description reads âThis is that part.â
Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons
Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts
WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING IâVE SEEN ALL DAY
John Mulaney does canonicaly exist in his universe, proven by the oh hello billboard in one of the backgrounds, so that is entirely possible as canon
Miles Morales, any time heâs struggling to beat a tough villian: STREET SMARTS!!
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this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels.Â
may it help you cut to the feeling
My late great grandmother kept a box of melted nails from her house as a memento from the Great Chicago Fire
forbidden rice krispy treat

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But as least we donât threaten the game developers, not that I have seen.
if you donât know the difference between a hare and a rabbit youâve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and theyâre the WORST to encounter at night becuase:
You all know how big a rabbit is. Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. theyâre the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.
They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.
and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.
perhaps theyâre dustbathing
or blood sacrifce
I donât know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so youâre walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road
and
they
all
stand
up
not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal
No they get up on thier hind legs and donât just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlightâs glow
âŚBlood Red.
And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while theyâre a puntable size and allegedly herbivores theyâre standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.
everyone freezes
youâre considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare
and theyâre considering their odds against you
the only sound in the never-ending high desert windÂ
somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away
The nearest Jack Rabbit
Blinks
and takes a single shuffling step
forward
You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and youâre frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy thereâs no way youâd outrun THESE, god thereâs a rabies outbreak going around that shitâs not curable-
The Dog
L U N G E S
Itâs only the briefest of movements but the animal youâd picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters
The Jack Rabbits
Scatter
Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up
Later, you sit on the couch disquieted
and you wonder
If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights
what must it be like from thier end?
what terrifying creatureÂ
deliberately ties itself
to something so horrible
As a Dog?
@gallusrostromegalus that last bit gave me such a strong mental image I absolutely had to draw it
WELL HOLY SHIT.
CONGRATULATE, THATâS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?
I thought this was going to be inspirational but itâs better
This is how an English major responds to being corrected on punctuation on Twitter đ
the difference between being blocked on this site vs being blocked on Twitter is so fucking funny
Tumblr: this userâs blog is taking a long time to load, hmâŚ..maybe itâs your connection? Try again another time :)
Twitter: Youâre Blocked, You Piece Of Shit. Get the Fuck Out Of My Land

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
there is carnival music faintly playing somewhere in my house.
iâve walked through the whole place and canât find a source
it isnât louder in any one spot
it is just evenly, eerily faint
carnivalÂ
music
everywhere
Hey guys like 8 years after this post was made, I have learned that i have experienced auditory hallucinations for the majority of my life