Aaron Wright

we shall welcome them as liberators

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

weeks having a prime number of days is fucking pissing me off. wanna do something every other day? every three days? four, etc? can't use day-of-the-week to remember which days to do it on cuz it'll always be switching around. useless bullshit. joe biden needs to make days 12 weeks long and add some kind of glue to the tap water to make it sticky

“you run out of things to talk about in a relationship eventually” FALSE. half hour bare minimum conversation about what movie we would show Goku if we had the chance

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

sex is like pluots

invented in the late 20th century by WW2 paratrooper Floyd Zaiger

Blueberries waiting for me to turn on the blender