yellow and gold are not green, pitch. GET PINCHED. HAPPY ST PATRICK'S
Is Jack entirely prepared for what he'd pinched to be sticky. Is he. It's not even syrup sticky, just a faint sticky, like the surface of a countertop you thought you'd wiped down properly, but you set a bowl down, and when you go to pick it up, there's a sticking noise.
Reap the fields you sow, Jack.















