Eggs & Other Disasters π
Getting caught in a thunderstorm was not on your toβdo list. Neither was, becoming the unwilling emotional support for a sentient Egg-person-thing? called Frank, or George ? with legs.
But when the little guy begs you to help him find his βBoss,β you agreeβbecause how bad could it be?
Very very bad, apparently.
His Boss turns out to be seven feet of serpentine villainy, dramatic monologues, and enough Victorian flair to power a small opera house, with a stutter. He bursts through the door like lightning in a top hat, and youβre convinced youβre about to be eaten.
He, on the other hand, takes one look at you and immediately forgets how to villain.
Now youβre stuck in Hell with:
π₯ an Egg Boi who thinks youβre 'Miss Boss'
π₯ a snake demon who keeps tripping over his own tail whenever you speak
π₯ Charlie, who is aggressively supportive about far to much stuff
π₯ and a growing suspicion that the snake guy might actually beβ¦ sweet?
Heβs determined to court you like a proper gentlemanβwhich would be charming if he could get up the nerve to talk to you without spluttering, or crying, if his gifts didnβt tick ominously, his compliments didnβt sound like victorian medical diagnoses, and his minions didnβt demand "Uppies" every five seconds.
Youβre terrified. Heβs smitten.
Who knew helping one lost Egg home would lead to this eggβstraordinary disaster.
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Part Four
Part Five
Part Six - Coming Soon.




















