AND IT WAS YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

I decided to stay in bed all day,

That's how I feel about 90% of the time so you're in good company. 

Hm, he says that if you sweeten the pot a bit he’ll consider it.

He drives a hard bargain, that one. 

That you would, speaking as someone very close to him.

Hm, I see... Well, if you're so close to him, mystery person, maybe you could tell him to come over tonight. 

But he’s also always right, of course.

I'd probably be in trouble if I said no. 

I’m sure he’d very passionately disagree.

Well, as well as being unbelievably sexy, he's also a little silly. 

Oh really? He must be a pretty lucky guy.

He's a lot of things, but I'm definitely the lucky one. 

Boyfriend, huh? He must be a pretty attractive guy.

You have no idea. I can barely keep my hands off him. 

Obviously you deserve an award for attractiveness too.

Hey. Hey, no. I was referring to my boyfriend, actually. 

Disappointing. He definitely deserves an award for looking so young in The Wolf of Wall Street.

He's not the only one who deserves an award for attractiveness, you know. 

I never thought I'd say this...

Leo didn't win his Oscar. Not that I expected him to, but he should've gotten some kind of award for how hot he still looks.

Oh, c’mon, you can’t blame me! It was such a long contract! Hm, kisses I believe can be arranged. I’ll be sure to wear my kissing pants this evening.

Pants are always optional, but I know you love your clothes. 

You sure? It can be a guys night and I can always meet up with him after, if you want.