Mango_Archimedes

"I love the sound of cracking open a cold one" Whatever man, just say you're clicker-trained

I headcanon that Newf would watch those "evil fact #...." videos if he lived in this age. You know the ones Evil.thrush posts on instagram reels? they've been all over my fyp and I think Newf would also watch them. It has like scary music and a very scary/evil fact (but its just a random fact or a joke) Please know what I'm talking about

If I leardned anything from Lord of the Flies, it's that The Beast is within us. This means that we can all be mr Beast if we set out minds to it

Dude, people who are like “world when we were a kid” and then post an image of a very bright indoor playground and then say “world now that we are older” and post an image of a dark desaturated indoor playground should like turn their brightness on…

"I should start taking my meds to stop procastinating and to actually learn for my test." Meanwhile when I take my meds I make Danish pasteries (with custard made from scratch, because I couldn't find it at the store), start cooking random foods, still spend way to long watching youtube videos and I made this tumblr post

I am eating toast with avocado and salmon at school and teachers keep walking up to me to tell me that the food looks good