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Chapter 3: A Day Out

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67275286/chapters/182927031

Some incorrect quotes from the chapter:

1.

AO3: “Want to ride the Ferris wheel?”

Tumblr: “Are you asking me on a date or trying to kill me? Be specific.”

2.

Tumblr: “You had sugar on your face.”

AO3: “You could’ve just told me.”

Tumblr: “And miss my chance to dramatically brush it away like a K-drama lead? Absolutely not.”

3.

AO3: wins Tumblr a plushie

Tumblr: “I don’t need this.”

AO3: “Then why did you just tuck it into your bag like it’s your firstborn?”

4.

Pinterest: “Babe, you are still gorgeous as ever.”

Tumblr: “…”

AO3: “And you are the human equivalent of an unskippable ad.”

5.

Pinterest: “Are you his bodyguard? Or… something else?”

AO3: “Both. I protect him and I’d kill for him. Next question?”

6.

Pinterest: “You’re two-timing.”

Tumblr: “Please. I don’t even have the energy to one-time properly.”

7.

AO3: punches Pinterest

Tumblr: “That was too much.”

AO3: “Too much? He’s still breathing, isn’t he?”

8.

Tumblr: “…AO3, violence isn’t the answer.”

Donnie: What does it say?

April: “Leo’s Bi”.