DEAD LETTERS

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

you see me and come up to say hi but it's not me it's my recently shed exoskeleton

saying "this guy is giving me insane molested vibes" and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they're apparently incapable of picking up on insane molested vibes

gay weddings are pretty much the same as straight weddings except for the part where one of the grooms has to wait for permission from his brotherloverabuser to say “i do”

let me get what I want please please please

wait. turns out that sometimes even when I get what I want it’s not enough

who up twisting the knife