mal

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

will you stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me or not

A kitchen is a research lab for new ways to say I love you

Fuck all cops

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

I am so proud of him. I love Terry so much. He is doing what other men are too afraid to do he is really risking so much by doing this.

he truly is an angel on earth.

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

Yeet the geese

The crazy shit bout doing things like this is you dont know how the woman will react. Sometimes domestic violence can have a womans mind so fucked up she’ll try to fight you for interfering. You fuck around n get jumped by both of them. People dont realize the amount of manipulation involved. Shit is wild. Thank God for moments like this. I hope it last.

SOMEONE SEND THIS TO JORDAN PEELE!!!!!