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Jon : It hurts so bad!

Jon : I'm gonna dieeeeeeee....

Damian : Come here you big baby.

Jon : flying!

Damian : It is important!

Jon : Sweetie- no.

Damian : If you can't make a good movie you shouldn't make one!!!

Jon : Damian ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Jon : You were sleep deprived?

Damian : I was sleep deprived.

Jon : Was the nap good ?

Damian : ...Yes.

Damian : I love you.

Jon : I love you too!

Damian : I-

Damian : That's actually pretty good.

Jon : I know right? Have a good day and don't kill anyone dearest!

Damian : You too Habibi.

Damian : People saying that didn't meet you. You're one of the most romantic person ever.

Jon : Awww thanks you sweetie you too!

Jon : Also did your dad finally make you take the bipolarity test ?

Damian : Like really inappropriate.

Jon : So are you coming for lunch?

Damian : ...

Damian : Maybe.

Jon : I know that you liked me inappropriately ;)

Damian : No comment.

Damian : Excuse me? What are you talking about?

Damian : Oh.

Damian : Well I guess it's alright.

Jon : And people think I'm the horny of the two of us!

Damian : That's because you are.

Jon : And so are you.

Damian : :I

Jon : :D

Damian : I hope you die.

Damian : I was looking out for it.

Damian : You bitch.

Jon : Babe! I'm sorry! I will buy you another one (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀⁠)

Damian : You're dead to me.

Jon : Dearest!

Damian : It's because you're weird.

Jon : And you're in love with the weird guy make me wonder which one of us is the weirder!

Damian : :I

Jon : It wouldn't do anything to me

Damian : Eat kryptonite.

Jon : XD

straight? GIVE IT TO ME

lesbian? GIVE IT TO ME

original (gay)? GIVE IT TO ME

Tim: an animal party.

Jason, leaning back at the kitchen table to see him: oohhh. Give me the deets.

Tim: no, literally. I was kept up by an animal party.

Jason: ?

Tim: Damian’s been keeping his door shut at night to let Jon sneak in-

Damian glancing up mid bite from his cereal bowl: 😳

Tim: so his animals can’t go into his room anymore. They just sit outside his door waiting gathering like the animals do around pride rock in the lion king…

Tim, staring into the abyss. Or falling asleep with his eyes open, they couldn’t be sure.

Tim: one night I went out for some water and apparently I looked enough like Damian’s because they began to follow me on my way back to my room.

Tim, eyes rising as he remembered it: dogs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs, a real pig, a cow, birds, a snake, lizards, a fucking rooster. They all followed me too my room.

Tim: for days. I can shut my door either because they beat me in there.

Damian slowly nodding as he failed to see the problem.

Tim: that’s cats chase each other and knock shit off my desks, the dogs play, the pig eats all my things, the rooster poops everywhere, the snake looks at the rodents like their dinner, the only good animal is the tarantula.

Jason, panicking: spider?

Tim: it’s like an animal farm.

Damian:

Damian: thanks for taking one for the team.

Tim slowly nodded as he picked up a piece of bacon.

Tim: you’re welcome.

Bruce: