bone marrow

He was when he helped you make that bed. You know you could have just flirted for a month more and then been fine. If you really wanted to stay a Delta. But from the sounds of it, you’re done with that particular life path.

I tried that actually. I tried getting Penny to keep me the fuck away from him. I tried fucking Tristan for fuck's sake, I'm done with it, yeah, not by choice but it was a pretty eye opening experience.

You wont get sympathies and “poor Minnie” from me. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about you over the years, it’s that you lay in the bed you make… even if that seems to be sharing it with a Zeta. Though I will admit I never saw you as the type to have boyfriends… just… victims.

Good, cause thats not what I want. I haven't had a boyfriend in four fucking years. Everyone that I fuck does it willingly, don't be ridiculous. He's not a Zeta anymore.

Fingerprints are a nasty business. I don’t know what to tell you. I may not have agreed with a scorched earth policy that the old Greek houses have in place, but you did when you signed on the dotted line. And it really doesn’t surprise me that they’re acting that way. Now you’re scarier because you’re not bound by your warped sense of sisterhood, and they’re gonna lick your ass to survive. I didn’t realize you guys were more than a fling. Well at least you didn’t get booted over a one night stand.

You don't have to tell me jack shit, I didn't come for reassurances and fucking condolences. I came to talk to someone that doesn't make me want to drive a nail through my skull. It's funny, you know, none of those cunts voted for me, none of them wanted me as President, but the minute some shit happens--like that disaster of a fucking fashion show, their tongues are stapled to my clit. Sad really. I can't handle this sort of bullshit. Warren do you think I would let myself get kicked out for a fuck? 

I heard about you getting the stiletto out the door. Sucky. But hey, now you have no rules to abide by in your plans for world domination. And I’m your 4th least favorite because I’m not evil, or evil, or evil and skanky…

Oh did you, unabomber? Here I thought it was still a fucking secret. Hm. Word gets around fast around Greek Row doesn't it. Even then nothing would have gotten in my way of fucking world domination, let's be serious here. Actually you're my least favorite because all your rules are so fucking ridiculous and laughable and you even let that Kenny boy get away with fucking that Theta, you seem to be the only one that doesn't get caught in all the bullshit politics. 

Don’t know if I forgot to. What are you doing here? I thought succubi only entered a man’s room at night.

Cute. I don't want to fuck you, Warren, you can relax. I was getting the last of my shit out of the Delta house and I thought I'd come say hello to my fourth least favorite president, that almost makes you my favorite you know.

Minnie, what a pl-…. surprise. 

You forgot to say pleasant. It's okay, Ted Kaczynski, I forgive you.

It’s not that bad. It’s actually great. I don’t know why this is so strange.

That's really fucked up, jailbird. No one likes being drilled into. Not like that anyway, there's something wrong with you. Unless you're one of those cunts that have never had a cavity and floss every fucking night and I mean shit I'm one of those cunts and I don't even like the dentist.

Man, I fucking love going to the dentist.

You're a weird fucking individual.

I need to get out of this bed and shower, but after finals… I have no desire to move.

I think there's something on your face.

I probably won’t be able to get away for the whole summer either, but maybe just a couple days off in Los Angeles or something. I will miss you though, given all the circumstances. 

LA's a fucking hellhole, but even then it sounds nice. You'll be fine without me, HIl, why don't you take Avery with you?

And I would love to have you as my company during all summer.

Sucks to fucking suck doesn't it. I've got an internship to do, otherwise I'd be all about getting the fuck out of here.

I wonder if I'll get to repaint my room in the house

What-- you mean Wes actually allows you boys to do things in that house? Of your own free will?

I really wish I could spend summer somewhere cool like Monaco or France.

You and me both.