normal

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

im really tall and my awesome girlfriend makes me feel so tiny and loved it really does get better :3 and! she can pick me up too c:

me

you are the prancing queen..young and bleat sleeping by a tree..

MOREEEEEEE!!!!!

mein gott! turn on the news, any channel, they're making girls out of ANYTHING!

@identifying-deer-in-posts

Sika deer (Cervus nippon)

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

I will add "Willy Wonka blueberry inflation" to the pile and honestly i'm glad that I know people I can tell that to and they dont really see me any different lol

Fuck no I guess

I think this gave me brain damage watching this