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the houses as strange(?) texts ive recieved.
GRYFFINDOR:
RAVENCLAW:
HUFFLEPUFF:
SLYTHERIN:

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“I’ve done this job for centuries On every student’s head I’ve sat Of thoughts I take inventories For I’m the famous Sorting Hat!”
As a general rule, don’t be a dick to people for the giggles (or at all) bc that’s going to come back and get you
But. Sometimes. You meet a person and the bad karma is worth it. I will gladly pay the price for that asshole’s misery.
romeo and juliet are ridiculous but i can’t really blame them because i too briefly fall in love with anyone who shows me affection
kitchen sink
James Potter to all children grow up except four: so if i’m john lennon
James Potter: then sirius is ringo starr
James Potter: remus is paul mccartney
James Potter: and pete can be pete best
Peter Pettigrew: ok
Remus Lupin: i can deal with that
Sirius Black: i heard ringo starr was a massive dick
James Potter: exactly my point
Sirius Black: blocked
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So that just happened
1. My mum just snuck me a slice of cheescake right before I start getting ready for bed. Thanks mum.
2. There is a stray dog in our backyard and I over heard my mum tell my dad “Don’t scare it” a couple times as she went outside and my dad stayed inside. He then proceeded to tell me that “[he’s] gonna set the bunny (or rabbit or whatever) on it”, and something about a snowball. I don’t even know. (We don’t even have a rabbit, or any pets for that matter.) I think he might be referencing Secret Life of Pets but I’ve never actually seen that movie, only him, my brother and my mum have.
Anyways….my family is weird.
Update:
Dad is not happy. And Mum is trying to find the “After Hours Dog Service” number from the council, and a place for him in the house to sleep. It’s a Saturday Night, so there’s nothing much we can do, but isn’t he just adorable.
me subconsciously: maybe you’re so obsessed with tv shows and fictional couples bc you’re trying to fill a void inside you that is empty because you’re terrified of physical intimacy and no one has ever been in love with you?
me:…..nah.
Years ago, I knew a boy, who made all the wrong choices.
according to the harry potter books only slytherin and gryffindor ever win things like. ravenclaw or hufflepuff winning the house cup? nah that’s not a thing ever slytherin or gryffindor motherfuckers
i need a job to buy more books but like im a student and the closest part-time job near me is literally like 50 kilometers away from me so

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Listen up y'all…..Sirius Black. Is. Canonically. Taller than Remus Lupin. Sirius Black is, In Canon, the tallest marauder. Sirius Black is the tallest marauder and I won’t stand for the lies anymore.
harry: i'm sorry ginny...i've got to go and hunt horcruxes to stop voldemort...i have to break up with you because you'll be in danger too...
ginny: i mean, first off, dude's probably gonna take over hogwarts so technically i'll be in less danger if i go on your little soul-searching bff camping trip
ginny: second of all, i don't think voldy's gonna give a shit if we're dating or not when he murders me for being a 'blood traitor' or whatever bullshit reason
ginny: and thirdly, i am better at magic than you and ron combined so like, move over scrub, me and hermione are gonna be killing us some dark lord
me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*
friend: hey man im sorry about what i did
me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*
This 13-year-old girl was afraid of getting dress-coded — so her sister took action
Dress codes exist to prepare you for the dress codes in your job.
Stop being little bitches
And stop expecting people to just let you do whatever the fuck you want when there are ground rules that you know exists and that you know you have to follow and then bitching when you get into trouble for breaking the rules.
I dare y'all to say that go your employers. I fucking DARE you.
???? Except for the fact that an alarming number of school dress codes operate on policies that imply that male faculty and students can’t control themselves around a 10 year old girl’s bare arm, which is in the best cases completely untrue (while speaking volumes about the administration) and in the worst cases, blatantly disgusting. If the “ground rules” are based on absurdly outdated gender politics or sexualizing young girls, you are damn right I would speak to my employer about them. Alright we’ve covered “all sacred laws about sleeve length are set in holy stone and should never be questioned by ‘little bitches,’” Next point?
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Gryffindor: I won't have my honor questioned by you.
Slytherin: I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence.
the houses studying
hufflepuff: come on guys, let's make a study group and see if we can work this out together!
ravenclaw: ok i got my highlighters, got my schedule, got my study guide - hey, is that an essay on the effects of werewolf bites on vampires welp looks like i'm gonna be researching that for the next seven hours
gryffindor: but hermione, why can't you do it for me?
slytherin: either you write all my essays or i tell mcgonagall i saw you cheating in her tests