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The ballet teachers in twilight coming to work on monday finding their mirrors broken, the floor ripped out and a mutilated corpse on the ground:

Sam: *wants to go on a mission alone*

capybaras eat their own shit

Why do we never talk about how amazing Carlise’s first scene is?! Like he opens that door like he’s just burst onto the run way at a Victoria’s Secret show or something 😩

what the fuck is this asshole doing ?

the twilight saga soundtrack: “have i found youuuuuuuu, fliiiightless birdddddd, jeaaloous, weeeeeeEEEEping, or loooost youuuu Americaann Mouuuth!!”

so @bellaskhakis​ made this post:

when you decide to be the bigger person™ but as you’re walking away the bitch says something under her breath

Emmett literally everyday for two decades:

Edward the night before his wedding: So, uh, sort of an awkward question, but is there a particular brand of condom I should be using?