[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

doing heroin in the vietnam war must have been crazy. Imagine doing heroin and you get called onto a helicopter two minutes later

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

lil wayne or wathever

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich