my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

fat lana was writing real slut songs and now ozempic lana is a tradwife. remember this.

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸