the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

building trust's a lot like interacting with a stray cat, you can do everything right but its still up to the other person to not trust you right away and that doesn't make the cat a cunt. with enough patience and positive reinforcement even scared, angry and violent animals can trust you. or they can choose not to. and that doesn't make the cat a cunt. there isn't a perfect combination of actions you can universally implement to make them your friend as fast as possible. its about being present, reading signals, and reacting accordingly. otherwise you are a cunt.

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

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Official graveyard post

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

Celine keeping tabs on Mira, trying to figure out how to recruit her, then one day celine spots her in a supermarket or smth and falls to the floor going "owww owww someone help someone with medical knowledge please help oh my goddd" and Mira rushes over like "oh shit, what's going on??? I'm just a student right now but I can look at-" and then Celine grabs her arm and pulls her down and whispers ominously into her ear "QUIT YOUR SCHOOL, JOIN MY GIRL GROUP"

if you think for even just a second how fucking crazy bonkers it is that women are so frequently kept from being protagonists or important or fully realized characters when its like. That is literally 50% of the world population. Half of all people (more or less. hopefully more as time marches on!) are women. And you look at media and think about how many protagonists are men and their best friends are men and the ensemble cast is 80-100% men and the fandoms are about men and the romances are about men. well. YOU GO INSANE