tfw one of your several hundred titty mods causes the game to freeze

i talk big but i would abandon every single one of my standards and moral principles if it meant i could make a lot of money. compile a list of Top Ten Biggest Twitter Owns on some shitty news site? i’ll do it. tour the country giving self-help talks about how your marriage can be saved through alien worship? i’ll do it. we’re all suckers on this bitch of an earth and i’m just a sucker trying to pay the bills

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

convert your office into a horrible disaster

This should be what nsfw means

This is what invasive thoughts look like

happy friday the 13th I hope every girl gets a goth gf today

biggus dickus energy

Real men are better then cis men :/