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To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

1. be weirder

2. don't kill yourself

3. help people, even if you can't do much

4. punch racists and fascists

5. eat the rich

6. cities have blood and lungs. listen to them

8. war is hell. for everyone.

9. good people don't exist. neither do bad ones

10. the end of the world can be held at bay by ravers

12. nobody is as alone as they think they are. this is both a comfort and a threat

13. cops should all quit their jobs like. right now. no one should be a cop. if you're the type of person who is a cop and enjoys it, you're not the type of person who should be one

14. you can't save everyone, even if everything goes right. but most of the time, it doesn't, and sometimes its your fault. now look at point 2 again.

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