Mischief Managed.

Japanese retailer Felissimo has created a way to make our cats appear every bit as sweet as we know they are: by creating a cozy cat bed that looks like a plush fruit tart.

And they aren’t just for kitties. These plush pastries are the perfect size for small doggos as well.

The Fruit Tart Cat Bed is currently available via Felissimo or Japan Trend Shop.

1) don’t act like that was an act of benevolence instead of a way to streamline the theft of anything valuable and maximise the empires profits from exploiting colonised land

2) the atrocities suffered by colonised people are not justified by the building of infrastructure which was promptly demolished when the colonisers were pushed out anyway (IF they were pushed out)

3) go ahead and tell my great grandma and great aunts that all those years they spent as young girls taking turns hitting each other’s faces with rocks to disfigure themselves so that occupying soldiers wouldn’t be tempted to rape them were totally worth it cos they got precious white man roads

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

The vampire awoke with a start as sunshine poured over him. “The light!” he cried, cowering.

“You are alright, there, no fuss,” came the calming reply from the necrophysician. He wiped the monster’s brow with a damp cloth and felt his cheeks and forehead. “Yes, you are doing just fine.”

Tentatively, the vampire sat up and squinted at the window. “But… how?” Gazing at it, he whispered, “Sunlight. It has been so long.”

“Stained glass, enchanted to twist sunlight’s signature in a similar method as the moon. The light will help your healing, you are safe.” The healer explained proudly. Carefully, he pushed the vampire back into the coffin. “Rest now, that stake nearly hit your heart.”

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

A compilation of cute, transparent halloween pixels in spirit of our favorite holiday. 

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Sixpenceee Halloween Masterpost

Compilation of Short Creepy Stories

Creepy Lost Episodes Compilation

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