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Leaky faucet? Broken window? Have you lost all your screws? Fret no more! At Gein's Hardware Store, we have everything you need to fix your home!

Opening Hours:

Monday - Sunday: Sunset - Sunrise

•18+ Adults Only

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JUST IN TIME

FOR THE SUNRISE

When you think about flaying, it has to be Marsyas, right?

HAPPY HALLOWGEIN!!!! This is the best time of year in the hardware store, all the creeps and goblins come out to buy their Ghoul Tools and Spook-plies! Don't forget for tonight only we will can make your costume THE MOST AUTHENTIC it can be!!! Just be sure to come back to get it removed before the sunrise

#A GEIN HALLOWEEN!!#what are our customers dressing as tonight?#I'm going as my coworker Renelledelbeth!!!#she said it didn't really look like her #i asked who she was and she said she was supposed to be me? which i dont know how she could say i didnt #look like her when she definitelt didnt look like me i mean i #never even wear that green shirt anymore #mister manticore #gein's hardware store #Mr Gein came as a zombie I think #I mean he was limping and smeared in blood and coughing up a foul viscous black substance but I didn't think he celebrated Halloween

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Huge crate just got shipped to the store I think it's a block of ice? I asked Mr Gein he just gave me a weird look and said it's part of a little project he wants us to work on. Whatever you say boss!!!

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There is a caveman in here

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Huge crate just got shipped to the store I think it's a block of ice? I asked Mr Gein he just gave me a weird look and said it's part of a little project he wants us to work on. Whatever you say boss!!!

#i wonder what could be in there!#I've never touched ice before!#cold!#Don't put your face against it!#Owch!#mister manticore

Is the store still invisible?

We are pleased to announce that Gein's Hardware Store has reappeared in reality! We are not sure if it's the same reality as before but good enough! Just in time for Summer! I think.

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Ah jeez!!! Is it Summer already?!! They keep all the shutters closed in the Gein Warehouse so I have no clue what goes on outside!!! Ahh I haven't even started marketing for the Gein Summer Sale.....

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Oh my days we haven't even put out the Yellowman traps yet. It's going to be a bloodbath.

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Please disregard any comment made in reference to the 'Yellowman' on this account. The employee responsible for this post has been duly reprimanded for spreading falsities. At Gein's Hardware Store we have neither the time nor patience for this kind of practical joke. The Yellowman is a creature of myth. Happy Summer, Gein customers.

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Ah jeez!!! Is it Summer already?!! They keep all the shutters closed in the Gein Warehouse so I have no clue what goes on outside!!! Ahh I haven't even started marketing for the Gein Summer Sale.....

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Oh my days we haven't even put out the Yellowman traps yet. It's going to be a bloodbath.

Ah jeez!!! Is it Summer already?!! They keep all the shutters closed in the Gein Warehouse so I have no clue what goes on outside!!! Ahh I haven't even started marketing for the Gein Summer Sale.....

#GEIN SUMMER SALE!#COMING SOON!#SUNTAN!#LOTION!#FUN IN THE SUN!!

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What happens at Gein’s hardware store after sunset?

I mean probably not much.

But still

The question stands

That's when we get to Geining!!!!!!

Our hammers ain't work quite right

Does Gein’s hardware store sell those Locklife nails?

We used to! Those things sold like wildfire back when they were all the rage! We don't get orders for them anymore, for some reason they started to fall out of fashion when people found out about the babies

It's be-gein-ing to look a lot like Christmas~ That's right folks, it's that time of the year again! With Christmas right around the corner, we're going to be decking our halls with holiday deals and yuletide discounts that would make ol' Saint Nick himself blush! And speaking of "making ol' Saint Nick",

#CHRISTMAS!#JUST A WEEK AWAY!#GEIN TINSEL!#GEIN REINDEER!#GEIN SANTA!#GEIN SNOW!#gein....grinch....?#mister manticore #monument mythos

Has the store ever tried branching out into other things which weren’t so successful?

I hear Mr Gein opened a pet store once! I think he moved on to household appliances because the local pet cemetary upped their security. We also tried a line of Gein Scented Candles one time! Boy was that a flop!

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HUGE Sale on Gein Goo! 80% Off! Get it by the bucketful only 35c!! Unlimited time offer!! All Gein Goo MUST go!! 95% OFF ALL GEIN GOO! Come take this Gein Goo off our hands!! Please!!!

#HIGH QUALITY GOO!#BY THE BUCKET!#WHAT A DEAL!#PLEASE TAKE SOME!!#IT GLOWS+!#ITS FLAMMABLE!#ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO WITH IT!#TAKE SOME #mister manticore #monument mythos

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I’ve just had the WORST idea for a meme!

Here it is:

Magnificent.

Isn’t it.

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Ha-ha! My coworker Renelldelbeth will love this! She is the lovely smiler in the account's profile picture :)

#GEIN TOOTHPASTE!#GEIN DENTAL FLOSS!#GEIN MOUTHWASH!#GEIN DENTURES!#GEIN GUMS!#GEIN TEETH!

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