digital angel

youve just been attacked by the bonus tiger

Hiding mood stabilizers in my pet yandere's food so she slowly becomes normal and doesnt realize it until she watches me kiss another girl on the cheek and only gets a moderate amount of upset and then she starts feeling hollow and purposeless so i offer her a demonic blade and- oops i got kind of worked up there. The point is that I'm hiding pils in slices of cheese like shes a dog

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

does anyone have that reddit meme thats like "they said 'man up' no🩷"

YESSSS TY

op are you a hobbit

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

Please don't forget this shit, after it happened to a family member, he died 8 years later because of the continuing health complications even though he survived the initial overdose

I didn't know this for years, and I took so many pills, sometimes 4 at one go, every four hours, like 16 a day, because of endometriosis and migraines. It took a migraine specialist to explain rebound headaches and overdoses when I was in my 40s. Then I went cold turkey on all OTC drugs to get off the cycle. Please, please, if a couple tylenol aren't working for you, talk to your doctor or find one who will listen to you if you can.

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?